May / 17 / 2007
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Notes

Today's guest strip is by powerhitter Paul Southworth. Paul's character design is some of the strongest on the internets and if I could steal his linework superpowers like Sylar does, Paul would be lying dead in the street with his skull opened up right now.

Metaphorically speaking.

goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1 of 16)
strip info entered by AsphaltBuffet and approved by jon
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Text (Logo): Proto-goats
Text (Description Box): Excelsior, true believers!
Behold, a rare glimpse into the mind of a young Jon Rosenberg. See how the "goats" cast was originally conceived!
2 Text (Description Box): Phillip: Originally an albino weight-lifting squash!
Phillip (as albino squash, kissing arm): Oh yeah!
Sound Effect: KISS
Room
  • weights (free)
3 Text (Description Box): Toothgnip: First conceived as an ordinary parakeet, endowed with the consciousness of a recently-deceased Will Ferrel.
Toothgnip (as parakeet): Goulet!
4 Text (Description Box): Diablo: A cybernetic, pedophile dust bunny at the strip's inception. Jon later settled on a demonic chicken for reasons unknown.
Diablo (as dust bunny): Unf.
Unf.
  • Computer (Laptop)
5 Text (Description Box): Xztabolork: Screeching housewife demon of Orion's Belt. This character was completely scrapped in favor of that weird broccoli thing. Whatever.
Xztabolork: Do the dishes!
Space
6 Text (Description Box): Jon: Originally spelled "John", with an "H".
Jon: Hi, I'm John.
Text (Description Box): Weird!

Character Info

Diablo
First Appearance
diablo the satanic chicken (1 of 3)
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (2 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (30 of 31)
goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1 of 16)
Jon
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
inhuman resources (1 of 26)
the office (7 of 64)
showcase showdown (2 of 83)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Sound Effect
First Appearance
you're on fire
Recent Appearances
inhuman resources (11 of 26)
the math fuhrer (4 of 24)
lost (1 of 32)
Toothgnip
First Appearance
thor and toothgnip
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (8 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1 of 16)
Xztabolork
First Appearance
goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1 of 16)
Recent Appearances
goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1 of 16)
Text
First Appearance
guest week (8 of 12)
Recent Appearances
lost (5 of 32)
the office (1 of 64)
showcase showdown (3 of 83)
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