Yeah, though it were my own invention, I still miss the grand old days when all was fun and full and zombies walked these now dark and dusty halls.

I miss those days, also. But i suppose this is what happens almost everywhere, almost inevitably, when half the world's population is less than half my age.

Wouldn't it be grand if there were a fresh crowd of newbies around here this winter, and then we could Statler-And-Waldorf all over them, just for fun?! Aaah, good times.

In Response to Teledildonix (#45678):

Now you have me trying to decide if it was Statler or Waldorf who was top.

(let's just leave Fozzie Bear out of this one, shall we?)

In Response to zamphir (#45680):

C'mon, Scooter's uncle owned the theater- there had to be some reason they kept coming back to that luxury box...

In Response to zamphir (#45680):

who was top

Either way, i'll pretend to be the one who naps all day. I just got up from another of my thirty-hour lie-down extravaganzas.

I saw an advertisement on TV this weekend for Quantum of Solace, and immediately thought to myself, "Quantum of Hitlers is a zillion times better! And wasn't written by Scientologists!"

Now, Fozzie would like to have a word with you in the Studebaker, concerning your invisible avatar, Mister Z!

And to Pupdog, i will henceforth use the term "Scooter's Uncle" for the most inappropriate euphemistic insinuations of innuendo.