Project Pirate Ship: Stage One completed.











Stage Two: Coming soon ...

But how is it a secret if you're showing us?

You have far too much time on your hands.

In Response to Dynedain (#26116):

That's my line; but in this case I think it rocks. I love the flag.

Yarrr!!!!

Eeesh.

Jugglers.

Stay away from them. They're weird.

In Response to Dynedain (#26116):

No, see, this person [thebestcasescenario.com] has too much time on their hands. Nic is merely building a pirate ship. Everyone should take time out to build a pirate ship every now and then.

Rich: But this is the member's forum! It's already secretive! It's like a club house.

Dyn: sadly, this is not the case, we're all pretty busy. If we actually had too much time on our hands, the scheme would be not only more advanced, but far more elaborate. Dare I say FARRRRRR more elaborate? I think I do.

Zamph: I knew you'd notice that.

Un: Quite right! Can you imagine if just 5% of the world's population took the time to build a pirate ship? We'd have a fleet the likes of which has never been seen before!

In conclusion:

        Oh, better far to live and die
        Under the brave black flag I fly,
        Than play a sanctimonious part
        With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
        Away to the cheating world go you,
        Where pirates all are well-to-do;
        But I'll be true to the song I sing,
        And live and die a Pirate King.

                For I am a Pirate King!

        And it is, it is a glorious thing
        To be a Pirate King!

                For I am a Pirate King!

        And it is, it is a glorious thing
        To be a Pirate King!

In Response to tynic (#26147):

Zamph: I knew you'd notice that.

I'd hate to disappoint.

Stage Two: Coming soon ...
*cough* *cough*

In Response to zamphir (#26506):

*cough* *cough*

You should get that looked at. I hear there's something going around.

In Response to zamphir (#26506):

yeah, yeah. I have to upload the photos. Not that that's hard, or anything, but I'm pretty lazy.

In Response to Grimicus (#26528):

there's something going around

You should get that looked at. I hear there's something being recursive.

Fine - in response to unceasing demands (well, one). The April Fools Pranktacular! In order to grasp the full effect, you have to imagine signs posted everywhere with such witty bon mots as 'Poop deck', 'Mutineer', and 'Welcome to YAAAAAARRRRRSBS'. Oh, the hilarity.

These photos aren't as nicely arranged. I was feeling very lazy.








What a bunch of loons.

For a self confessed lazy-bones, that’s a lot of Piraty goodness!

A pirate was at the pub, having a conversation with the bartender. The bartender asked him, "How did you get that peg leg?"

"We were sailing the seas when a big shark came up to me while I was swimming and it bit off my leg."

The Bartender's next question: "Where did you get that hook for a hand?"

The pirate replied, "Well, my crew and I were in a battle and it was cut through the bone."

"Why do you have that eye-patch?" the bartender asked.

The pirate said, "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying overhead and it shat right in my eye."

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you need an eye patch?"

"First day with the hook."

In Response to Teledildonix (#26931):

Thats ahhhhrful.