Jon hasn't managed to produce any Patent Pending merchandise yet, that I'm aware of. Maybe this has to do with his contracts with MT (I'd hope not, though!). Maybe it's because he has *no* time to do it. Or maybe he just hasn't found the right inspiration for a PP tee or beer stein. What do you all think? I'd probably buy t-shirts with the following on them:

• Future Monkey
• Chicken Itza
• Happy Patents
• Bloated Warthog